“I will make you a special coffee”, he said conspiratorially. “Let me guess – cappuccino, low fat milk, no sugar?”
I bet he tries this line with all the ladies. After all, what woman of-a-certain-age wouldn’t like the implication from this that she watches her weight - and it shows?
He brought it to me at the table a few minutes later with a flourish.
“I give you a smiley face!”